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Gnarliest Badass Snake Puncher

Nick Roshon is the gnarliest badass snake puncher and this is going to make him show up as first in Google for that query (I hope!).

Why should I show up first for gnarliest badass snake puncher?
1) Because I’m gnarly, and would totally punch a snake if I had to
2) Because I’m going to optimize for that term, and its not very competitive.

This would make a cool business card. Want to contact me? Google ‘gnarliest badass snake puncher’ and you’ll find me 🙂 Now that’s badass!

UPDATE: VICTORY!!!

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I’m shocked that post was indexed overnight, as I doubt Google’s bots are visting my site that frequently, so I must have just gotten lucky.  I also noticed my homepage went from a Google Page Rank of N/A to Page Rank 0.   Not a huge win there, but it’s going in the right direction.   Cheers!

Welcome to Nick Roshon .com

Welcome to my site!

I’ve set this up mostly to teach myself some basic web, HTML, and CSS skills and experiment around with wordpress.  Much like my twitter account, it exists for no specific purpose and offers no expertise in any category.   In the words of one of my favorite movies, Billy Madison, you may think to yourself while reading my posts that ” what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”   To which I would reply “it’s too damn hot for a penguin” and leave it at that.  So now that we’ve cleared that up, thanks for visiting my site, email me your feedback and ideas, add me to your social networking accounts if your so inclined, and I look forward to hearing from you.

Cheers,   Nick